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Welcome to the bar. My name's Fox. take a load off with a drink! What can I getcha, sonny?
Drinks
Drinks
So, ya' want a drink? Well, it's gonna be somthin' good, so hurry up. You'll like it.
Margaritas
Margaritas
$13.00 - Normal Margarita (Any Flavor)
can come in Strawberry, Mango, Cherry, Pineapple, Banana, Coconut, Tomato, Celery, Carrot, Avocado and Gloingo Juice.the classic margarita with just a sprinkle of casino cravings and bankruptcy on top.$10.00 - Cutwater Canned Margarita
Although canned, it still tastes like normal wine! how astonishing!It can be ordered in a few flavors like Lime, White Russian, and more. it also comes at a bargain price.$13.00 - Spicy Jalepeno Margarita
Like a normal margarita, but extremely spicy.You can ask for the amount of jalapenos to be increased, but we love a kick, so it NEVER goes down!$13.00 - Devil's Margarita
An amazing margarita with a very complex taste. It includes a mix of other items on the menu, and is also sweet with some good ol' syrup.$15.00 - Snake Juice
Includes more alcohol than hand sanitizer, but tastes like a bomb went off in your mouth; SO good!Most people probably won't get this, but it's a reference to parks and rec.Cocktails
Cocktails
$12.00 - Normal Cocktail (Any Flavor)
This is a classic, but still tastes good! you can get it in any flavor you ask the bartender!Just don't say hell flavor. That's all!$12.00 - Gin
A classic for kids of all ages! it has lots of stuff like... Grains, Barley, Corn, Rye, Potatoes, Grapes, And Fun! Enjoy the drink!$13.00 - Bloody Mary
Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary! say that in the mirror!This is a classic for everyone, and it can have lots of stuff in it! one time I saw one with a mini burger on it!$14.00 - Sharmirtolokov Water
Although obscure, it is quite obscure, and in most people's opinions, a hidden gem. It comes from the Himalayas, and is a delicacy there.If you do choose to buy it, make sure to get some grapes too, since they help with the digestion process of the drink.$15.00 - Pina Colada
A pina colada is just the type of rum-ish thing you need right now! It welcomes you with a tight hug, almost so tight that you could die in it.Hopefully you don't suffocate in it's grip. Can you survive? (footnotes- that's not a good marketing slogan.)$15.00 - Espresso Martini
Ah, coffee. Wait, that's not coffee,. Why do adults drink coffee so much? it tastes so bad compared to beer.I have an Idea! We turn Coffee into a cocktail! HOW IS THIS REAL??Wine
Wine
$15.00 - Red Wine
How good can this stuff be? Merlot, Pinot Noir, Malbec, it's all such a good concoction!You need to get some good ol' red wine, kid!$15.00 - White Wine
Damn, this stuff is good. I'm starting to like wine almost as good as beer! Although it is pretty bitter, the grapes taste so good, especially when they mix with the rest of it. It's one of the best.$16.00 - Dessert Wine
Although most wine is bitter, this really gives a kick without being anything but sweet.it tastes so good, I'm even drinking it right now!$16.00 - Fortified Wine
This one is kind of like the dessert wine from before, but instead of sweet, it's really rich.it's taste is still strong, but more filling, too.$16.00 - Rose
A nice little wine with a color of blush, made by it's limited contact with grape skin during fermentation.delicious dish, five stars! buy it now.Beers
Beers
$12.00 - Stella Artois
look it up, buddy. it's a beer that is quite sophisticated, and will not deal with "your" kind. so... have fun!Hopefully you don't die drinking it, miner.$12.00 - Heineken
a Dutch beer, made of lots of stuff. It's okay...You can still buy it from me though, but proceed with caution. It's dangerous.$13.00 - Blue Moon
It's a phase of the moon that comes every so often. it's like if the moon was blue.oh, it's also a beer too, but yeah... you should buy the blue moon beer! It's really good! have fun!$13.00 - Busch
Have you seen the Busch guide? well, if you see a bear, run.Don't believe what they tell you. JUST RUN. The beer isn't that good, either.$15.00 - Budweiser
I met aa guy named Budwieser. he stole my dog and bet on him.I had to gamble to get him back. I'm not that good at gambling. However, I didn't like my dog, so it's not that bad.He ate a snake.$15.00 - Guiness
Well, we hit rock bottom. not just of the menu, but this cap tastes like water.not any worse than water, since it gets me wasted, but still doesn taste that good.Meals
Meals
Ya' hungry, eh? well, I've got just the thing for ya. By the way, all of these cheeses have had alcohol pumped into them. even the spray cheese.
Soft Cheeses
Soft Cheeses
BellaVitano cheese
cows milk cheese created in 2008 by the satori cheese company. It is award winning, and tastes better than your mom.Brick cheese
A soft cheese that originates from wisconsin. It's brick shape was originally caused by people shaping it with actual bricks.I'm not joking, people would beat this thing with bricks to make it the shape of a brick.Cheese curd
Cheese curd and normal curd are different, since cheese curd is proccesed. we do not sell curd here.anyways, cheese curds are little cheese bits that you can eat like popcorn. buy them! Sometimes they are called: squeaky cheese!Colby cheese
Colby is an orange cheese that is semihard, and began being produced in 1882.It is called colby because it was made in colby wisconsin.colby-jack
farmer cheese
hoop cheese
string cheese
cougar gold
liederkranz cheese
monteray jack
pepper jack
pinconning cheese
pizza cheese
muenster cheese
swiss cheese
emmental cheese
switserlandbaby swiss
lacey swiss
smoked swiss
aged swiss
vermont chedder
Other Cheeses
Other Cheeses
capricious
american generic parmesan
bergenost
cream cheese
creole cream cheese
cup cheese
red hawk cheese
kunic cheese
maytag blue cheese
cottage cheese
Processed Cheeses
Processed Cheeses
American cheese
nacho cheese
macho cheese
old English
pimento cheese
pizza cheese
provel cheese
spray cheese
velveeta cheese
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Appetisers
Appetisers
COOKING IT UP RIGHT NOW!
Non Alcoholic
Non Alcoholic
No can do, sunny. This bar only serves ya' stuff full of lotsa' whiskey and that otha' crap. so, you wanna get somthin' good or not, boy? it's your choice. I'd say have fun a little. take a load off! getcha' self somthin' to forget what this place is doin' to ya. Drainin' your money. either way, just get wasted already.
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